Friday 18th May
PV Soc Masters Returns
A tradition that has been lacking in recent years is set to return. Ask any of the older PV Soccers of their adventure's in pursuit of the coveted Green jacket.
This Blog is setup to promote the vigorous debate as to the value of shots played on the night and also to bring PV Soccer's closer together.
The raining champion and current holder of the Green Jacket is Sue of 4th year. It is rumoured that she has been on a rigorous training program in an attempt to back up here drinking efforts of last year.
In previous years many activities have taken place. Such as...
- Karaoke
- Copious Drinking
- Dancing
- The coveted T-Shirt of shame
Vote to incite a riot... and create a champion of the night.
Par can be achieved by keeping score.... We all want to fly high but sometimes we hook a shot and make a Bogey
Albatross(+3)
Pick up a special someone by convincing them that you are going to save the world. (IQ of "special someone" to be debated)
Boat race
Dance off
Picking up - Bar Staff (Score to be debated)
- Foreigner's (Score to be debated)
- Locals
- Aesthetically "interesting" (Score vary widely)
- "Out of your league" (May incur bonus points)
Bringing along randoms met on the night (score varies widely depending upon quantity plus how attractive/interesting/annoying they are).
Shameless public displays of affection for "new couples"
Kelly pool
Starting a dance floor (Phill need not apply)
Best dressed
Off's
- Hat off
- Fake hair off
- Side burn off
- Mullet off
Birdy's (+1)
Guerrilla Energy Efficiency
- Change a light bulb in a highly visible location
- Convince a bar manager to go carbon neutral
5 Coasters
Kebab off
Red back with lemon
Exceptional quantity of free food foraged
Person's Displaying poor form will incur a penalty
Bogey (-1)
Spilling Alchohol
Peg Game
Failing to finish
Not singing
Refused service
Double Bogey (-2)
Grass cutting
Kicked out
Refused service for second time
Shameless public displays of affection for "old couples"
Triple Bogey (-3)
Technicolour Yawn
Blacklisted
Four Over
Hearing about Pub crawl shenanigan's the next day and being told "You should have been there !"
TBC (To be classified)
An extended period of "Bromance". To the exclusion other PV Soccer's
Photos of random thing's that aren't boring.
15 comments:
Boat race=scull off (beer)
One other birdie I like is bringing along random strangers met on the night. The score for this varies on how attractive/annoying said stangers are.
Also under poor form (-2?) is the practice of grass cutting. This is when someone has done the hard work of striking up a conversation with someone they find interesting, only to have their friends intrude and attempt to supplant them.
Cool. Will add it in. Also i will might turn this whole thing into a Wiki so anyone can edited it.
I am all up for a tour of Surrey Hills. It's close to the city. It's also much cheaper than the city. And it means I can come cos I can pop off to the see the Lucksmiths and then rejoin the group afterwards!!!
An additional bogey: (-1 or 2) Talking loudly on the phone to someone I don't know and don't care about, telling them things i don't care about and really don't want to know.
Excellent. Phone abuse is on for sure. Surry sounds good to me cheap, cool and close...
I think cat should get 4 over for wanting to go to Slurry Hills (yes it was spelt wrong intentionally) just so she can get out of going through with all of the pub crawl. Secondly, a technicolour yawn is not something that is necessarily a bad thing; after all we do run PV of all colours of the rainbow. Anyway parking tigers, whilst frowned upon if caused by a lack of mental toughness, should be worn with pride, (well not worn, that’s kinda gross) particularly if in a bar and you aren’t kicked out because of it. Even more kudos to those who spew in front of bouncers and are stilled allowed into the premises.
Damn it forgot to say. Down with coogee pub crawls (there are only 2 pubs really), boo to Surry Hills( every one just ends up at a brothel...*cough* awkward) but YAY!!!! to george street, with places like bar ace with heaps cheep spirits before 6 or 7, can't remember what time, and spots like the luna lounge with cheap cocktail jugs, again not sure when, plus the copius amounts of other fantastic bars where Helga can try and pick up someone, again, not to mention the brothels...oops that was a typo i swear. George street all the way.
Bar ace at about $2.50 shots ? Potential starer sounds good to me. Does the previous post need to be moderated ? I am a little in the dark as Helga is... But think she problaly isn't huge fan of Uncle ?
Also to abusive Dave
Feel free to modify the whole scoreboard. Send us your email and i can get you to unleash your years of drinking wisdom on the lay PVSoccer's. This goes for any one out there in need of informing the less, drinking game savy people.
Preemptive Cheers
Jaga
Hey peeps,
Just letting you know that currently only Daniel, Phill and me are publishers...
Big up's to ng the latest authour on the blog.
Looks like friday is set for a tee off down george street.
In other news Phill will be awarding points on the night by stamping peoples arm's for Birdies and Boggies. If Phill becomes to intoxiacated to carry out his duty's he shall ceed power to someone else and hand over the stamps. Who wants to be the next in line ?
It's all go people, and I resent the implication that I am a) an alchoholic and b) a lightweight. No matter how many drinks I have I am confident of being able to stamp random people in innappropriate places.
What we really need though is more judges, it's just too much for one person. So we need other dedicated, reliable individuals to assist with upholding the standards expected of the PVSOC masters. 2-3 judges would be good.
ok here is a mop for the crawl, just in case anyone reads this in the next hour
http://www.bikely.com/maps/bike-path/pvsoc
the order is
lansdown
duck and swan
rose*
clair
bar broadway
agincourt*
then onto
city
kings cross
*can be skipped for there high cost of alcohol, but were going to walk past them.
says
some pics from last night are ready so you can try and remember where we went
http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb99/carbonkiller/PV%20Pub%20crawl%2007/
My bad shouldn't have made insinuations about certain people's activities whilst intoxicated
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